A comedy and tragedy in a single picture

The last two days of the NFL draft just remind me how fun Twitter *used* to be back in the day.

#NFL

Go home Five Below. You're drunk.

"Face and body massager."

GTFOH 😂

Three minutes in and there are already like 19 things I want to meme from this week's episode of #XMen97.

Anytime you see discourse about how "wrong" Gambit's attire here is, know that it's completely in bad faith.

The show is X-Men 97 as in 1997.

And let me tell you, these half shirts were a dime a dozen with in shape dudes at the time. Every dude on our high school football team during this period wore them on game days to impress the girls.

Some people just need the culture war for clicks.

#X-Men

I know we understand how horrible TikTok is but I gotta make an exception here cause I am laughing so hard right now.

This lady has comedic timing on a whole other level.

Watch her talk through the meaning of Ying Yang Twin's early 2000s hit - Shake It Like a Salt Shaker.

It's *amazing*.

Everyone else: this warm December in Buffalo is so nice

Me: We're gonna pay for it.

Them: no

Me: yes

Mother Nature: Lemme show you something real quick

If you gotta embrace the suck, embrace it with beer.

So this was about 30/45 minutes ago in Buffalo.

I live within walking (it'd be a loooong walk) of the Bills stadium.

You can see the volume isn't the biggest problem right now, it's that you can't even see across the blessed street.

Postponing the game was the only responsible call.

#NFL

Oh HELL no. I ain't havin that.

FYI if you had a net worth of $1Mil, 0.00001 percent would be a $10 fine.

You would be hit harder in the pocket book by a traffic ticket if you were a millionaire than you would the fine David Tepper got.

#NFL

The way I am so proud again right as 2023 comes to a close...

Did this unnamed artist have to make mediocre but also ignorant AF and hilarious and also trifling as all hell content?

No

But did they elevate the game in pettiness?

You god damn right. o7 you mad bastard.

Someone is making a late push to be the dumbest thing in 2023 and I respect the desire to be stupid.

Go big or go home, FAFO, yadda yadda yadda

No going off into forever, no promising kids or marriage.

Just a guy begging to make a second first impression.

If you've never heard it, your never made it this far down my unexpected little mini thread. But if you are somehow reading this and never heard it, give it a listen.

Transport yourself back in time to when that introduction to the boy/girl was the most important thing in your life, - especially if you fumbled it.

Tell me this doesn't capture that moment perfectly.

-fin

Holy cow. This data is out of control on Navy Fed not lending to black people.

And you know they aren't the only bank, just be latest to get caught.

It's already time to log off the Internet for todsy. Y'all wild.

🤣🤣

My kid devoured this book today. She only stopped for meals. If you have kid in that 3rd grade level that likes reading and unicorns I think this is a surefire hit.

Punycorn - Andi Watson (2023)

#Cosobooks

I gotta admit, it's really weird seeing zero traffic at all on the Peace Bridge.

Even on the most quiet of nights you still see at least 10 trucks and cars going across the roughly mile long bridge.

Even Goku found out that even a Super Saiyan can catch some hands at 3AM at the local Waffle House.

I have never been a huge Ghost Rider fan, this panel from Ghost Rider #17 "Demonology", is so bad ass. OMG.

#Cosocomics