Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Cat Logic: "This food bowl is only 60% full. IT'S EMPTY! OMG! FEED ME NOW!"
"Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility." ~ Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir
This had better be a Photoshop, because if not, the end of our civilization is nigh.
Two creams (half and half, none of the artificial stuff for me), and two sugars (the real stuff, none of that artificial stuff for me).
Question of the Day: What do you put into your coffee, and how much of it?
It's what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies. Which should be banned. And the people who make them publicly ridiculed.
Some days you need the big coffee mug. This is one of those days.
So I was explaining Dune to a non-geek friend of mine and how the sandstorms were exceedingly dangerous, and he said why didn’t they just call these guys to help?
He had a point…
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I like hot butter on my breakfast toast.
"Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with." ~ Terri Guillemets ☕
Question of the Day: What goes on your perfect pizza?
Did you hear that Old MacDonald's son joined the army?
Yep, he is now E.I. G.I. Joe.
(I’ll just show myself out)
Having a very busy morning. Thank goodness for coffee.
The total confusion exhibited at four-way stops makes me wonder how much longer humans will be at the top of the food chain. And let’s not even mention traffic circles. 🤨
I wash my car whenever I need it to rain. I pretty much can end any drought simply by having my car washed.
Question of the Day: How often do you wash your car (or have it washed)?
I'm really not having a good day today. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. Then I picked up the grocery bag and the handle fell off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
Crap… it’s Monday. Oh well, at least there’s coffee.
Sudden panic: OMG I’ve overslept!
Half-awake realization: Oh, it’s Saturday,
Fully-awake annoyance: It’s 5:30:in the damn morning.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022