Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Look what I found in my kitchen that I had forgotten I had stashed away away? It’s like Christmas came early.
Is it turkey or cake? This is what turned up in the TV station this morning. And yes, it’s cake. 😁
Doctor: "So how much coffee do you drink every day?"
Me: "Only one cup."
Doctor: "Oh, that's not too bad."
Another sign that makes me really want to know what caused them to feel the need to make the sign. 😂
I asked my AI to make an image of what I look like after I've had my morning coffee.
I think my AI needs to switch to decaf...
I'm feeling good this morning.
How good?
How about flying unicorns, rainbows, butterflies, and a fresh croissant and coffee good.
Why no, I haven't been eating any gummies. Why do you ask?
I have learned over the years that people make happiness far too complicated instead of just appreciating the simple pleasures of life.
Like coffee.
Mmm... coffee.
There's nothing quite like that first sip of coffee in the morning.
Well well well... looks like Friday is finally here.
Some days you just have to fill the tub with Skittles and pretend to be Godzilla in a ball pit.
“We are the knights who shop at Walmart. Can someone tell us where the shrubberies are?”
Just got back from the doc. Threw out my back and my left shoulder doing yardwork.
Think it might be time to hire a yard service. Getting old sucks sometimes.
And speaking of the yard, my azaleas are blooming. In November. Plants are weird.
Woke us this morning to an epiphany: I need a new hobby.
Basically, several of my current hobbies just aren't as interesting/entertaining to me anymore (that was the actual epiphany).
Now I just have to figure out what the new hobby should be.
Also, I need coffee.
This is how Monday mornings feel after a long weekend...
Did someone get the license plate of the Bushmill's bottle that ran me over last night?
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022