A POEM FOR MORNINGS

Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Coffee.
Coffee, coffee.
Everyone be quiet
Until I've had my
Coffee.


If you ever want to know what I'm like before I have my first cup of coffee, well... I asked my AI assistant to come up with a visual.

Yep... seems about right. ☕


My weakness has always been potato chips. And no, I cannot eat just one.

"It's your hippie dippy traffic man, with the the hippie dippy traffic... man." 😜


Combing my last two posts, here's Spider-Man shopping for furniture at an IKEA. Because AI is both fun and very weird.

Up at 4:30, on TV starting at 5:30. These type of work hours are why coffee was invented.


And now a public service announcement on behalf of all dogs:

My wife has learned to never ask me what I'm thinking, because I tend to answer honestly with responses like "I wonder if garden gnomes ride snails like we ride horses."

I also wonder if they like coffee. The gnomes, to be precise, not the snails. I already know snails don't like coffee.


Sure. That’s what they *want* you to think. I ain’t falling for that trick again.

So are these pants too much? Um... asking for a friend. 😇

All hands on deck this morning in the TV news business: we're dealing with severe storms with flooding, power outages, wires and trees down, and idiots that still think they can drive like normal causing mayhem on the roadways.

This is one of those mornings when I *really* appreciate working from my home studio.


So armchair archeologists, what is this ancient device that was recently unearthed? It looks vaguely familiar…

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Gary Poole

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