Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Technically, I never really lost my mind. It just got scared and ran away. Just wanted to clear that up for everyone.
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
Slowly I’m coming to accept today is Friday. This is a good thing. 😎
My wife wanted to get married on Leap Day just so we’d only have an anniversary every four years. Luckily, wiser heads prevailed … and we got married on her birthday. 😆
Apparently the fact that I still use paper clips and have a tape dispsenser on my desk makes me old-fashioned. Wait till they find out about the jar of white-out I have hidden under my desk.
It's my theory that Girl Scout cookie season is scientifically timed to occur just as people are giving up on their New Year's resolutions.
Woke up at 3:30 this morning and couldn't get back to sleep. Finally got up, drew a very hot bath, and just soaked for an hour or so. So I'm starting the day off both early and very well hydrated (at least bodily).
Now, off in search of coffee...
There are a lot of special women in my life, but Betty Crocker takes the cake.
Bored? Stop a stranger and ask what city this is. When they answer, pump your fist and yell, "YES! It worked!" and then run away happily.
I bet if a bike helmet and a condom met at a cocktail party they'd instantly become friends. "We're good ideas. Why does no one like us?"
My fluffy cat is rather upset that I won’t share any of my chicken salad with her. Get a load of the glare she’s giving me. 😁
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
Gary Poole
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"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."
~ Emo Philips
Please tell me it’s Friday. I really need it to be Friday.
Upset? Feeling down? Need something to cheer you up? Just imagine a T-Rex trying to make a bed.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022