@QueenOfEverything @peeppeepcircus

I'm Schmidt.

@misslovelymess

I intensely dislike the disengagement change. I think it muddies the waters on balk calls.

Here ya go - the new stuff:

https://apnews.com/article/mlb-rule-changes-explainer-61dc5754b7e14da5bf62074a26e3c07b

@misslovelymess

One of the recent changes to adjust the game and bring fans back. This one I like.

Recommended - the r/GetNoted subreddit. 🤣

@QueenOfEverything @holon42 @corlin

Ahhh, that makes sense!

@QueenOfEverything @holon42 @corlin

Oh, not to remove! You can get some pellets to toss out. It's a wildlife health program, not critter removal.

@QueenOfEverything @peeppeepcircus

Shorn sheep don't look much like book sheep, but I would have thought goat as a closer miss. She did get to meet all the barnyard animals during the trip, though. 🐖🐑🐐🐄🐓

@lifeinthePNW

Tang really did a belly flop off the high dive on Univision. That, the hurricane lying, and the immigrant bashing has got to be taking a toll on his FL vote.

@th3j35t3r

So weird when they reference couches...

Sectional healing. 🛋️

@QueenOfEverything @holon42 @corlin

Reach out to your state Department of Wildlife and ask about the ORV (oral rabies vaccine) pellet program. Raccoons are fairly susceptible, this makes sure you, the raccoon, and the other critters stay safe.

Possums do not get rabies and are entirely beneficial, BTW. Big possum fan here.

@QueenOfEverything @peeppeepcircus

Hence the struggle, LOL!

I once took a friend home with me for the college break. City girl. We're driving along down the country roads and she points and squeals in glee, "Look! A pig!". It was a sheep.

Best I could do without wrecking the car laughing was to choke out, "Baa Baa says the sheep." in a See and Say voice. 🤭

@AskTheDevil

In college, I worked the overnight shift at the reception desk in my dorm. Once the drunks got home, it was a morgue.

Oh, all the glorious reading I did!

@QueenOfEverything @peeppeepcircus

So, I initially didn't realize this was a reply and was struggling with how to point out that's a trash panda and not a deer. 🦝

@sfleetucker

She mentions that in a later tweet.

NC breaking voting records. Party voting is about even, but the important votes are the Unaffiliated.

In NC, Unaffiliated means you can choose in which primary you want to vote. It's most commonly used to be able to vote in local primaries where the primary winner IS the winner as all candidates are from a single party.

IOW, red counties. 😃

#NCPOL

https://www.wral.com/north-carolina-sets-record-for-first-day-of-early-voting/21678861/

Not quite as funny as the "fan" who suggested David Simon watch The Wire, but still pretty darned 🤭

Not too soon.

@QueenOfEverything

I hope they make the ratio in Alaska look promising.

@QueenOfEverything

I was just reading the part about the terrible harm to the state if their minor girls don't get to breeding...

Loss of funding. Loss of representation.

Good. Fuck 'em. I hope they attract every pedophile in the country to help them out with their breeding crisis.

@QueenOfEverything

Incels, man.

"Women suck."

"Why don't women like us."

"We need to force women to breed with our sacred sperm."