@MrGoat I saw Woke Mind Virus open for White Zombie back in 1993. At least, I think I did. It was kind of a hazy time.

Walked into work today feeling incomplete, like I'd forgotten my hat.

Only I don't wear a hat. Very strange.

@SeanRFrazier Elmo Fust practicing his free speech.

"As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it." - The Clash

@Remicat I've been out of bed. Don't. It's a trap.

Well, if we have to be up, let's aim higher than merely rising and shining.

Let's fucking dazzle.

https://youtu.be/CZrCzTgUe2M

Monday morning. Again.

I did not sign off on this.

@Jeber I once heard that kids today listening to 80's music is like me, as a kid, listening to the music of World War II, and that concept has haunted me.

Yes, it took me a while to get semi-cultured.

Inspired by this: https://youtu.be/U9BStYV_wzY

My 40's: Do we still get hangovers?

My 50's: Not at all.

My 40's: Really? Cool! How'd we manage that?

My 50's: Well, if we drink too much my heart starts going like a Buddy Rich improv set, which also puts us at risk for a stroke.

My 40's: Fuck.

My 50's: What, you expected it to get better? Same thing goes for caffeine, by the way.

My 40's FUUUUUCK!

My 50's: Yeah.

My 40's: Also, who's Buddy Rich?

My 50's We've seen him. He drum battled Animal on the Muppet Show.

My 40's: Ooohhhh...

@Anarchaeologist They've invented the pipe pistol. #Fallout4

I see a lot of people on the bird app vowing to stay and fight. I get where they're coming from. We built a lot of communities over there. But the internet's primary virtue is that it can route around damage and remain intact. Route around Elmo and his peons. We gain nothing by wrestling a pig in its own mud puddle.

@LnzyHou Yes. What?

For context, this is the rest of my dice collection:

So this is what my girlfriend got me for my birthday: A pound of dice.

She knows me so well. I love her.

#DnD