My 40's: Do we still get hangovers?

My 50's: Not at all.

My 40's: Really? Cool! How'd we manage that?

My 50's: Well, if we drink too much my heart starts going like a Buddy Rich improv set, which also puts us at risk for a stroke.

My 40's: Fuck.

My 50's: What, you expected it to get better? Same thing goes for caffeine, by the way.

My 40's FUUUUUCK!

My 50's: Yeah.

My 40's: Also, who's Buddy Rich?

My 50's We've seen him. He drum battled Animal on the Muppet Show.

My 40's: Ooohhhh...