Or perhaps you'd like a more traditional kitchen with a fully functional oven that you can't use?
Cabinet company:
Yes we can make custom cabinets. Yes, almost anything you can think of.
Umm.. yes, I guess we can wrap them in soft vinyl.
Errr. Yeah in theory they can be stuffed too....
Well, I'm not sure what this couch reminds me of, but I'm sure it'll come to me...
@0x56 ^^OK that last one with the very high drawer just makes sense. 😂
Unable to determine if the murder room is intentionally like that or if it's another example of color theory consideration failure.
@0x56 nah fuck it that's blood spatter lol
@KAutumnrain - "I want Jackson Pollock with a little Michael Meyers vibe"
Needs a giant knife sculpture.
ya that's a pretty solid "FUCK THAT" from me
you just, really chose violence today, didn’t you.
😂😂 @0x56
@Armchaircouch - honestly, I find the yellow one to be the most unsettling.
lol same!! like WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT. And why is it yelling!! lol! @0x56
@Dbot - at least there's a conscious reason...
@0x56 true...
@0x56 The blood splatter is the remains of the architect who designed the attic room.
@0x56 I don't trust you
@0x56 ohmuhgawd
@0x56 even the oven is horrified
"Georgia O'Keefe sat here"
@0x56 Soon, we'll have that inheritance from Grandma!
There might be a code infraction or ten there. I always drop some from the front loader onto the floor when I transfer them to the dryer. This setup is fifty shades of Wrong.
@0x56 You'd need a small ladder which would add to this mess.
who the hell thought that up‼️
@0x56 Looks like Joel Osteen's baptistery.
On the plus side it's a great bathroom to do coke in …
I mean, the decorator obviously snorted …
that's a private patio and garden available from the bathroom.
@0x56 i have one those...hmmm
@0x56 How did they get that on the wall? Antique pianos are heavy! I think with a lot of these design fiascos they also have objects that would weigh a ton and possibly need load bearing measures.
@0x56 That is wild!
No. Just 'NO' …
@0x56 🤣 The chef has a side gig as a piano tuna.
Maybe plumbing is at a premium and you need to combine two rooms