*Screams in interior design*

Or perhaps you'd like a more traditional kitchen with a fully functional oven that you can't use?

Or maybe your toilet needs more of a prison vibe?

Maybe you NEED a drawer AND some weird angles.

Safety?
We put a mat down!

Maybe you're a Barbie enthusiast?

Or you always wanted a tree house.

Or you just wanted to get back to nature while answering the call of nature.

Maybe plumbing is at a premium and you need to combine two rooms

Or maybe you need to keep the kids out of /that/ drawer.

W
T
And I can't emphasize enough
F!?!?!

Consistency?

This gives me a lot of stress

And this sink....

Murder stairs

Mind the first step

They're safe, I swear!

But when you can't decide if you want a bath tub or a diner.

Cabinet company:
Yes we can make custom cabinets. Yes, almost anything you can think of.
Umm.. yes, I guess we can wrap them in soft vinyl.
Errr. Yeah in theory they can be stuffed too....

The prankster special

Don't
look
Down!

Well, I'm not sure what this couch reminds me of, but I'm sure it'll come to me...