@WhiteRose We should have invented pickle jars back when we invented fire, we could have evolved a special pickle jar thumb.

@AnnetteTRemain I did know that, because there's a method of growing a living fence where you bend the blackberry canes over and pin them to the ground, then do the same with what springs up from that point. Takes a long time, I would imagine. Seems like rooting cuttings and planting them in a row would be faster.

The Sims just started a Grim Reaper event that will last 6 weeks, it's going to be so hard to be productive.

@poemblaze @LnzyHou But you can't see enough Machu Picchu, that's just not possible.

Octopuses caught on film collaborating with fish to hunt.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03127-5

@Bliss That's what I mean, he's hyping something that's fairly normal because he's manipulative scum, but it is something that every state does normally. His announcement covered that this was over several years and is in compliance with normal laws.

https://oklahoma.gov/governor/newsroom/newsroom/2024/september2024/governor-stitt--state-election-official-provide-update-on-electi.html

@stueytheround She may be looking for the hybrid seedlings of genetically modified bird seed growing on her property with an eye to the skies.

Omgs for public event readings, I could fill my mouth with foaming stuff and turn on a special effect switch for "prophesy" in tarot readings, like cue cheesy music and a flashlight below my double chin while I do a horrible impression of some celebrity saying, "Have you gotten feedback on your resume? The library can help, here's a list of resources." Then a cackle?

Once upon a time, I sent a complex series of direct messages on FB to a coworker who had just signed up, detailing a home invasion of my home by giant pigeons, but she didn't log in for a week or so. Then FB made everyone use their real name so I ran. I wonder if she ever saw those, because if she did .... It was the last she ever heard d from me.

@Samanthabwriter Well gosh, golly, gee whitakers, I'm awfully fond of old slang.

@CelluloidBlonde Prayer and incense.