@holon42 I have had an odd day.
Started by felting a very scary Drunk Santa christmas bauble, then went to a very lovely funeral which was so well attended there were folk having to stand outside the church. Beryl really got the send-off she deserved ❤️
Then a friend bought me and Eleanor sausage and chips from the local chippy.
Now, I'm home, relaxing under the duvet while Eleanor is out for drinks and a quiz with her workmates.
I am very much in the mood to #KeepCosoWeird 🤣

@EllyOnTheGo Can confirm. One quick visit to my nearest cheese emporium was all that was required to convince a woman to marry me.

@process Setlist
Gimme gimme gimme (a ripe avocado)

Vegan Cheese Bleus

I would do anything for hummus

If salad is wrong, I don't wana be right

No, no, no, Mr Mustard

Is That Fairly Traded?

@MrGoat
Let me tell you how it will be
It's one for you
Nineteen for me.

https://youtu.be/gMdcE8jdz70

@MrGoat Fuck me mothertaxer!

@Ulf It's an "open sandwich" 😜 @Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda

@Fiikus_goddess
It is a universally* acknowledged fact that all foods (all of them) fall into one of two categories: soup or sandwich.

@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda

*Someone on the internet said it so it must be true.

@northernbassist That speaks to me.

@Fiikus_goddess Lasagna is a sandwich. @Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda

@Fiikus_goddess It's just Japanese tapas! 🤣 @Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda

@BLuOXide Let's make cheesy jokes at Amazon's expense "Your package is out for delivery. Sorry. Eh."

@Graci Waiting room chair designs ought to be banned under international human rights law.

@MarvelousMadi13 hehe @Graci