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As we approach may I make a request?
I love a *good* Jesus joke but please, would you do me the honour of keeping the gentle and lighthearted*? It'd mean a lot to me.
Thanks ❤️

*so far so good by the way 😜

@stueytheround
Of course, Stuey. I'm not much of a memester, but I wish you and Eleanor a wonderful Easter. I can just imagine you celebrating in your church in the UK and having everything look like spring & beauty. 💜 There's no need for people to get nasty about it all.

@janallmac 99.9% of the jokes last year were hilarious! It was only the 0.1% which bothered me.
I don't think folk mean any harm, but it's good to remind people to think before they post.

@stueytheround
I never, ever mean any harm, to anyone -- at least on CoSo! I want you to know that. I'm just working my way through all of this like everyone else, and things are legit crazy over here. Not even kidding. So I sincerely apologize if anything I've said or done has ever hurt you, that wasn't my intention, but I do run my mouth sometimes. I know it. Don't take me too seriously!💜

@janallmac Please. Don't worry about that. You're my friend. If you'd ever offended me, I'd have told you because that's what friends do! ❤️

@stueytheround 🤗 💜 Good! I thought it needed to be said. People including you have the right to believe the way they believe, and I am not here to stop you!! And you certainly don't hurt anyone.

@stueytheround

I make the same old joke every year. Someone says "He is risen!" and I reply "Great. Did he make the coffee?"

It never struck me as offensive, but as an atheist I may not be the best judge.

It would be nice if we could each respect the other's position, so please let me know if I cross the line. A joke isn't worth hurting someone needlessly.
🤗

@stueytheround Good reminder ❤️

This is a classic, I must post it every year.
Bunnies are good for jokes!🤣

I also try to recreate it if possible, because I'm a classy hobbit like that.

@stueytheround
the Easter theme is common to other faiths as well. the power of compassion and goodwill to rise from and above the destructive hatred-inspired violent depths of the abyss of human nature again and again, returning to life willing freedom for all.

the bodhisattva, Plato, the Cosmic Christ, Odin on the world tree, Osiris, etc. all attempts by finite fallible creatures to share a vision of the kind of existence worthy of our aspirations, forever and ever, world without end.🙏🏻

@stueytheround
Only Monty Python gets away with something like the closing scene of Life of Brian.

@voltronic
I love that movie so much and it's worth remembering that at the beginning of the movie, Jesus is born a few doors away!! 🤣

@stueytheround @voltronic
Have you read “Lamb, The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal” by Christopher Moore? It has much the same plot and vibe.

@Jeber
YES!!! It's one of the few books that genuinely made me laugh out loud. One of the funniest things I've ever read. All of Moore's books are fantastic but Lamb is my favorite.

@stueytheround

@stueytheround
I think the more scripture you know, the funnier it is. Not like I claim to be a Bible scholar by any stretch at all.

@Jeber

@stueytheround Wishing you and Eleanor a Happy Easter. As I might have mentioned I'm an atheist but respect people's faith and the good works inspired in the community. It's a lovely time of year (but of course sombre and reflective for Christians too). Wishing you peace, joy in your faith and much spring beauty. 💛

@peter_by_the_sea Thank you Peter. I hope you get to enjoy the long weekend and don't trip over too many tourists!

@stueytheround I'm with you on this one! There's one 'joke' in particular I see yearly that just ticks me off hard-core.

agreed. While I have no beliefs in this realm, a lot of people here do — and these are people I consider friends (that’s right, lookin at you @stueytheround )

Thanks for posting this Stuey. I was going to but you beat me to it!

OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥

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