They let me take over #SectionM Radio this evening since there won’t be anything but darkness and fire and ice all at the same time for the next thousand years! So let’s live it up! We had a good run of it but even the dinosaurs, those angry, bitey monsters had their day. I mean, we got some stuff wrong, religious wars, genocide, the Furby. But it was good while it lasted.
Its Apocolypse Eve, guys! What’d you ask Death for Apocalypse Day?
Me, I’m asking for “Not in the face, NOT IN THE FACE!”
FTR, whenever they head-butt me in the face, I punish them VERY HARSHLY by kissing them on the top of the head.
So far, this has failed to stop their errant behavior 🙄😸
This is literally why I have to keep dishtowels around the house within reach of all couches & chairs: they drool so much while kneading the towels get crusty & gross 🤮😸
Well, they haven't murdered me yet, so...I guess that's something, eh? 😸
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On Hannity: Trump says, “You can declassify it even by just thinking about it”
Well, it's not like they're spoiled rotten or anything 🙄😹
Well, it's that time of night again: it's been almost FIVE HOURS since their last full meal (not counting the shredded chicken they got as a snack around 7pm 🙄), so...time to start harassing me for their midnight snack...TWO HOURS EARLY.
(picture unrelated: they were nipped out of their furry little minds at the time)
LMAO 🤣
Gonna hafta admit...a T-rex themed buttplug is a toy I do not have.
The idea had never even occurred to me, and now I feel so uncreative
Oooooh so stealing this
Fiat justitia ruat caelum