"I've been mauling him for ages - WHY ISN'T HE DEAD YET?!"

#catsofcoso​
#bengals​
#bengalcats​

#Cartoons
#HappyThoughts

Left a plate on the stove; left the room, returned minutes later to find this.

Yes: that is a catnip mouse on a plate on the (cold) stove.

I...think they're trying to prepare their own food...? 😸

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat
#Caturday

*leaves plate on stove while doing dishes*

*returns <30s later to find this*

I...I guess they're clear on the place most Food Production occurs...

Not sure if they want the mouse cooked or what 😹

I am willing to admit that, at *times*, I *MAY* have over-exaggerated the ferocity of my cats.

Just slightly.

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals​​
#Bengalcat

Currently trying to survive a VICIOUS & SAVAGE #Bengalcat attack.

If you don't hear from me again, it means the cats won 😱😸

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals​​

There's always #Peng

#DeadSpace
#videogames

Wow, it's getting bigger by the minute.

IT'S EVEN GROWN EYES AND A TAIL 😱😱😱😹

With a warning like this, you KNOW you're in for a treat.

Or crapping your pants. Not saying they're mutually exclusive 🤣

#videogames
#DeadSpace

"Day 1,826: my attempts at causing this wretched human to die by making him overheat have failed; for the time being, my brother is currently testing his organs for weaknesses, and with any luck, we can rid ourselves of this awful human soon enough..."

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals​
#Bengalcat​

"Why do I steal your seat when you get up...? Because I can."

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals​
#Bengalcat​
#PissyCat

I DEMAND FOOD AT MIDNIGHT

THE CLOCK SAYS 20 MINUTES PAST

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals​
#Bengalcat​

"Can we go get coffee?"

#Cartoons
#Art
#HarleyQuinn

Definitely NOT a lapcat 😸

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals​
#Bengalcat​

.

Feline Services Telegram (FST):

HAVE ALREADY LEFT OCELOT-SIZED DUMP IN CATBOX WILL LAUGH WATCHING YOU CLEAN IT UP STOP

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat

Feline Services Telegram (FST):

ATE SNACK AT 11 PM SO ENSURE BREAKFAST IS READY AT 6 AM PROMPT STOP

THIS HEATING PAD PROVIDES MORE HEAT THAN YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BODY CAN NO NEED TO SLEEP IN YOUR BED STOP

PLEASE DO NOT USE ME AS A REFERENCE STOP

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat

Even only halfway though, I can already say this counts as a worthwhile addition to anyone's library (especially for those into #AncientGreek /Greco-Roman stuff...to say nothing of ancient #religions ...)

#Anthropology
#Dionysus

Singha's current tactic during this week's version of The Ottoman Wars is to just plant his huge ass on top of Ausar until he moves 😹😹😹

Clearly, he's had limited success with this tactic; his brother doesn't even seem to care 🙄

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat

Singha had to get his daily exercise in to work up his appetite 🙄😹

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat