Turns out I've got a fast-moving growth which is about the most disgusting thing you can imagine - IIRC, the MD called it a terry-something (Terry Tom? Something like that) and it's far beyond any normal sort of growth.

It's got some hair & teeth growing out of it as well; they wanted to remove it, but insurance was being a pita, so...

Some things ya just gotta do yourself.

*sighs*

I'll got get the lidocaine & a carving knife - BRB