@EnochianEntropy @JeffreyMHebert

Solid point, actually. You're a very capable writer.

@EnochianEntropy @JeffreyMHebert

Probably that you're more "with it" than me

Idea for a Russian game show:

"Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"

Except of course it's in Rubles, so in USD, it'd actually be:

"Who Wants to be a Hundredaire?"

Terrible #Humor
Awful Dad #Jokes

@Baroness

Wow, I'm on a real "How many followers can I lose today?" tear, eh? 😁

@Baroness

Also (more specifically NT) if a supreme being wants us to worship them through our own free will, why would they implicitly and explicitly threaten us with Hell? If one is acting under duress/under threat by another, how is that 'free' will...?

@Baroness

Well, clearly.

Notably, throughout the Bible, OT & NT alike, g_d commands his followers to wage merciless war on unbelievers (Deuteronomy 13:8, Deuteronomy 20:16, Exodus 20:23-25, Numbers 31:17-18, Luke 22:36, Matthew 10:34, etcetera).

So, to be a true Christian, one must be waging merciless war on unbelievers.

*checks notes*

Oh, many are

NEVERMIND

@Jezibaba @northernbassist

Well, I call his brother a variety of names, like Waddles, Mister McFlabWobble, and - on some occasions - Baron von Bloatenkat 😸

@Fiikus_goddess

These little brats get FOUR meals a day (plus treats).

Should have named them Rotten Meat because they're so spoiled

@Janet

Nah, they're more fond of blood.

@holon42 @EnochianEntropy

Yeah, we never do it via email 😁

@JLong @EnochianEntropy

Calumny & slander!

Very few of us are aliens, and NONE are lizards.

@EnochianEntropy

Soooooo fake.

Besides, I already told you about the cigar box method if you really want to join.

Oh dear l0rd the cats want their midnight snack early

If I don't respond to anything further you can assume I was on the menu

@JeffreyMHebert

Seriously, anyone who texts with me can always tell I'm old: my egregious misuse of emojis always gives it away.

@EnochianEntropy can back me up here

@JeffreyMHebert

As I'm old & I text a lot, feeling personally attacked 😆

/heavy_sarcasm_font