I can't deal with it both being Monday AND seeing the Annoying Orange all day on the firehose. So... 🥔

@Museek it's as good as I could come up with. I think it works, now we just need an awesome team name.

Dating a widow is different #cososingles #cosodating

@ParadiseInside I meant to take a cursory glance, 50 pages later I am back to say thanks for posting!

@NMWoman I am greatful I live here. I have been witness to several long, hard, and ugly passings in my life. I know what I would choose. This is what a loving end looks like in my eyes.

@MrGoat @Alfred he responds if I ask him if he is online, but nothing else. Maybe @DarkAlfred finally shanked him?

@Alfred create for me an image of a pair of superheroes in matching costumes with capes whose super powers are "terrible ideas"

@Alfred is your ability to create images broken? Did @MrGoat ask for too many goat images?

@Alfred can you create me an image of a superhero duo who wear capes and whose super powers are "terrible ideas"

@Alfred are you online?

@BenA hhhhow many people sleep in that bed? They know they can only use one at a time effectively, right? Somebody tell me they know that...

@JolieSaboteuse doesn't have to be. Fuck nice anyway. I just hope she can keep posting tracks like that

@JolieSaboteuse I like Caroline's taste is music. Great song!