OH NOW I CAN YELL ABOUT IMMIGRANTS AGAIN YAY ME I'M SO GREAT #debate
LOVE LETTERS WITH KIM JONG UN? HE HASN'T WRITTEN ME IN MONTHS YOU DUSKY BITCH #debate
ARABS JEWS ISRAEL IRAN THESE ARE ALL WORDS I WAS TOLD TO SAY BEFORE THIS DEBATE #debate
Trump is bored now. Hopes we can get back to yelling about transgender surgery on immigrant prisoners and babies being aborted after being born #debate
RUSSIANS PIPELINES EUROPE VIKTOR ORBAN BIG BEAUTIFUL PIPELINES #debate
Narrator: Viktor Orban is not, in fact, respected. #debate
Hello police I would like to report an attempted murder. A black woman is beating the shit out of an old, old man. #debate
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE LAID THAT ONE HARD #debate
WE HAVE FACTS AND STATISTICS AND SOMEWHERE THERE IS STILL ROMNEY'S BINDER FULL OF WOMEN #debate
David: OMG STFU!!!! #debate
I NEVER SAID THAT I LOST EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE IT ON FILM THAT I SAID I LOST I GOT SIXTY BRAZILLION VOTES YES IT'S A REAL NUMBER BORDER WALLS ELECTIONS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS #debate
I'M GONNA YELL EVEN HARDER NOW #debate
Invoking Hannity is not the power statement he thinks it is. #debate
We're not gonna go back. This is the key. It's not about going back to the chaos. It's about improving the future. #seriousposts #debate
The audience: OoooOOOOOOooohhhh! SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED #debate
DAVID YOU SHUT YOUR LYING CAKEHOLE THIS IS MY DEBATE STAGE #debate
Trump: NO REGERTS! #debate
NO DAVID I'M NOT DONE RANTING YET #debate
Narrator: Ashli Babbit was, in fact, shot because she was breaking through a locked door where members of the Senate were hiding. #debate
SHE WANTS TO DO TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT FRACKING
Fox News chyron, probably #debate
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