Anyone else disappointed in the quality of their car's horn? I love my car but it's got such a gentle, apologetic beep that I feel lame when I'm leaning hard on it to indicate my displeasure with whatever asshole has earned my wrath.

I want the War Rig's horn from Fury Road. I want dudes to drop their phones and shit themselves when I set it off.

Mysteries and Suspense and Superheroes, featuring Champion by Ian Thomas Healy - the third exciting Mustang Sally book! https://books.bookfunnel.com/hellosummer1/ld1il77guv

I promised I'd post a pic. Congrats to PWHL Minnesota for being the first ever league champions. I don't buy lots of hockey merch, but I'm proud to have this sick hat.

Superheroes + Time Travel + Magic = The Archmage, by Ian Thomas Healy. Get it here: https://books.bookfunnel.com/time_travel_2024/myflgd65o6

So this is completely terrible. Why any white person would think this is a good way to make a buck is beyond me. I hope this ruins him in every aspect of his life: socially, financially, professionally. https://www.npr.org/2024/06/07/nx-s1-4984973/sam-forster-author-black-disguise-seven-shoulders

Mustang Sally - where her story begins! Free to download on all ebook platforms! https://books.bookfunnel.com/Freefirstinseries2024/3r1ra94vwv #cosobooks

@Keysalagain THE FANS! THE FANS!

Probably this has been posted countless times already today.

Probably.

I love having semiliterate randos hockeysplaining to me. PLEASE MISTER WON'T YOU TELL ME HOW GOALTENDER INTERFERENCE WORKS

OK Y'ALL I HAVE MUSICAL HOT TAKES
Red Hot Chili Peppers = Gen X Beach Boys
Alice in Chains = Nothing But Heroin
Goo Goo Dolls = See Matchbox 20
Matchbox 20 = See Goo Goo Dolls
Boston = Only Two Songs
AC/DC = Only Two Songs and One Has A Bagpipe
Rage Against the Machine = This Guy Needs A Hug
Pearl Jam = Six Talented Musicians and Also A Guy Who Howls Lyrics
LCD Soundsystem = This Guy Pronounces Silent "E"s

It took George Miller to get me back into a theater for only the second time since covid. Furiosa. Here we go...

Enjoy this cozy fantasy YA romance from author Ian Thomas Healy! Bon appetit! https://books.bookfunnel.com/cozyfantasypromo/8wpjp9hlw7

@sentientdessert "Did it fall on him?"
"No..." *choke* "It shot him in the back!"

Visitor: *looks around* Wow, you must really like books.
Me: No, I just really hate trees.

Dear health care provider: at least the sandwich delivery company gives me a coupon for a few dollars off when I fill out their survey. Sincerely me, deleting your survey undone

Have a steampunk spring with The Oilman's Daughter by Ian Thomas Healy and Allison Dickson! https://books.bookfunnel.com/sci-fi-fantasy-sales-mid-may/5vp1o9k7y9 #cosobooks

So, #Denver folks, my wife is selling her custom-made jewelry at the Artisans Market in Northfield today. Get yourself a Mother's Day gift or get one for someone else! I'm just the booth bunny, so I won't have any books on sale, but you can stop by and say hi anyway! https://www.denver.org/event/colorado-artisan-markets/113802/

Check out this collection of Just Cause Universe short stories! - https://books.bookfunnel.com/magicandmayhem2024/6lxral18kw

In honor of #starwarsDay, I'm pleased to share this article with you. It is hysterical, and you will never watch the end of SW:ANH the same way ever again. https://goodmenproject.com/arts/luke-and-leia-had-sex/

Represent. #starwarsDay