I've created a monster.

Extinction Event is my newest release, but these two books detail the events leading up to it: Deep Six and Posse, by Ian Thomas Healy. Get them here: https://books.bookfunnel.com/maysff002b/2f88num084

Is a new cover on a older book like regifting? Because if so, this is the gift that keeps on giving...

No, Ian, 4/31 is not a date.

Breakfast of champions: stir fried spicy ramen with deli turkey, frozen veg, and fried eggs. No, I'm not hungover.

Free ebooks for KU (Kindle Unlimited) subscribers, including my brand new cozy fantasy romance Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes)! https://books.bookfunnel.com/compellingreads4ku/5qun289xs1

What's your weirdest claim to fame?

I appeared in the background in the first ten minutes of a terrible movie called Monster Force Zero and never knew it until a friend sent me a clip years later and asked "Hey, is this you?!?!" I looked and sure enough, there I am in the background, trying to sell my books at a comic con.

Ah, spring. The grass is turning green. The birds are singing. The tuna tree beside my house is in full, fragrant bloom.

Meet WyldWing! Ian Thomas Healy presents Hero Academy by Author Adrienne Dellwo. Get the ebook edition for only 99 cents! https://books.bookfunnel.com/99centyabooks/6p25aqz7bv

Just tried the cup o noodles breakfast ramen (artificial maple syrup, sausage bits, eggy bits). I'm, uh, not very enthusiastic about it.

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Lousy! My wife did ok but I only sold three books the whole day. I don't have any events for awhile now, so I really oughtta knuckle down and start the next book.

Me: I'm going to go to the gym, eat a healthy dinner, and then write!

Also me, after the gym: I'm going to eat an entire block of cheese and congeal on this here recliner to watch YouTubes.

@thedisasterautist @JolieSaboteuse @FrankCannon @LiberalLibrarian @jaunty @Render @CinnamonGirlE @J_dubs ANYWAY HERE'S WONDERWALL

Here I am all set up at the Cherokee Trail High School Craft Fair. If you are a cougar, come find me. I am a valuable resource, with books for sale! I'm in the Upper Commons, booth UC-104, just to the left of the upper level main entrance. https://www.cherokeetrailhsptco.com/
#cosobooks

Fuck, I hope they get away with it. Good for them! https://gizmodo.com/security-firm-at-center-of-30-million-easter-heist-was-1851389030

@Beanc Snake, hanging out by the highway. "Go on, you're fast. You can run over there before those cars get here. Go on. They're miles away. What're you, chicken? Cross the road, chicken! Go on!"

@danialexis Ted is currently training his tiny beetle ass off, preparing to avenge his species like Beetle Riddick. In the immortal words of John Wick, "It kind of feels personal."

Your attention please. I, well known for being mechanically inept, have successfully reset the service interval on my car by myself, without help, and without causing any collateral damage. That is all.

My vendor: OMG BOO UR PASSWORD EXPIRED😍😢🙏
Me: *types in same password*
My vendor: OMG THANK YOU UR TOTALLY SECURE NOW♥️♥️♥️

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