Good morning #cosonauts! Today only! From now until 2pm, we are at the Reunion Coffee House in Commerce City, CO with books to sign and sell! Nothing goes better with fall than a book to read while you're getting cozy under a blanket! #cosobooks

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@TrueBloodNet I'll try, but I also have responsibilities to my hockey shitposting fans...

So CBS isn't going to fact check during the VP debate? Honestly, what's even the point?

Imma watch preseason hockey instead. And I'm still voting Harris-Walz in November.

Those of you in Helene's path, I wish you good luck. Yikes.

Fall audiobooks mega-promotion, featuring five very different titles from Ian Thomas Healy. Like space opera? Listen to Assassin. Vampires? Blood on the Ice. Funny fantasy? Horde. Post-apocalyptic? Hope and Undead Elvis. Cyberpunk? Troubleshooters: The Longest Joke Ever Told. #cosobooks https://books.bookfunnel.com/audiopromo/7d8r5jqa5r

@ArcturusSaDiablo Yeah he is! He's done four covers for me.

Here I am at the Mesa County Libraries Comic Con in Grand Junction. I'll be here 4p-9p tonight and all day tomorrow, selling and signing books. If you come to the table and tell me you're a #cosonaut, you get an extra discount!

I will be here this afternoon/evening and all day tomorrow. Hope to see any of you Western Slope Cosonauts this weekend!

@NiveusLepus A reasonable analogy for any book started as a NaNoWriMo project.

I just described one of my books to a potential reader as Temu Lord of the Rings.

The kids are alright in these two free downloads from Ian Thomas Healy. Like what you see here? The kids of the Neighborhood Watch and Jackrabbit both appear in three more Just Cause Universe books! https://books.bookfunnel.com/SpectacularGiveawayforSpeculativeFiction/b2raksjqbe

Grand Junction folks! I will be at the Mesa County Libraries Comic Con next Friday evening and all day Saturday! If you want a signed book, that's the place to be!

Like early YA/late MG books? Like superheroes? Like free stuff? Download The Neighborhood Watch for free! Warning: will hook you on the series. https://books.bookfunnel.com/SpectacularGiveawayforSpeculativeFiction/b2raksjqbe #cosobooks

I'm Gen X. My childhood trauma is Where the Red Fern Grows- and Watership Down miniseries-flavored.

I have the concepts of a plan for breakfast today.

And in the end, the lesson we learned was that it was the friends we all made along the way.

Thanks for hanging in here tonight with me! If you haven't, donate to #Coso. @th3j35t3r would certainly appreciate it. I'm out. PEACE YALL #debate

OMG THAT WAS HIS ACTUAL CLOSING STATEMENT WHAT A FLAMING GARBAGE PILE #debate

Is this his closing statement? Where he gives us his policy and plan? #debate