Narrator: The world leaders were not, in fact, laughing at the USA. #debate

Kamala is killing it here. This is a presidential speech Anyone who was on the fence about her should be convinced. #seriousposts #debate

Closing statements...Courtroom skills are gonna be valuable here. As opposed to, you know, cocaine. #debate

In the end, the one thing people are going to remember about this is Donald Trump said immigrants were eating our dogs and cats. And that's not something that will ever go away. #debate

C-Span: Still Only One Camera After Forty-Five Years #debate

Losing the thread, dude. #debate

BUILDING AUTO PLANTS IN MEXICO CHINA TARIFFS KILL THE AUTO WORKERS BIDEN BIDEN AND HIS SON UKRAINE CHINA #debate

Trump lost manufacturing jobs.
Virtual audience: OoooOOOOOOOhhhhh #debate

Pouty McPoutface is filling his diaper right now. #debate

Kamala: You're a 60 time failure.
Trump:THAT FUCKER JOHN MCCAIN I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD #debate

WHY SHOULD I HAVE A PLAN IF I'M NOT PRESIDENT THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS AREN'T YOU ALSO BLACK BY THE WAY WHY ARE YOU HERE #debate

THE PEOPLE THEY TELL ME OH SIR YOU CAN'T LET IT ROT SIR OH SIR SAVE IT SIR ONLY YOU CAN SAVE IT SIR #debate

GUNS POLICE DEFUND FRACKING PENNSYLVANIA WORD SALAD #debate

Narrator: She did, in fact, know Biden. #debate

Narrator: It was not, in fact, the most divisive presidency in the history of our country. #debate

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PART WHERE I GET TO DUMP ON BLACK PEOPLE WHY AREN'T WE DOING MORE OF THAT DAVID #debate

OH GOOD NOW WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE BLACK THING #debate

HEY ABDUL THIS IS TRUMP IMMA NAME DROP YOU AT THE DEBATE WE COOL ABOUT THAT RIGHT #debate

This...(DON'T SAY MOTHERFUCKER KAMALA EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW YOU WANT TO)...former president...#debate

Trump being called weak and terrible is making him sad. Look at the pout. #debate