Aliens and spaceships and one lost supervillain! Get the space opera Destroyer of Earth here: https://books.bookfunnel.com/newscifilaunch/bidgwlqyut #cosobooks

@CherNohio Woodstock? I have a story in one of my collections about teen superheroes running away to Woodstock and then finding a supervillain team planning to disrupt the festival.

Message I sent to my wife and daughter, who are mostly incommunicado on DCI tour:

Kamala Harris has selected Human Attack Dog Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her VP pick. He will proceed to mop the floor with JD Vance. #politics

@SmirkingRaven Been there, done that, wrote the book.

At one point on my drive home today, the thermometer hit 106°. But please, tell me again how climate change is made up because you did your own research.

Mustang Sally - where her story begins! Just Cause is free to download on all platforms, or follow this link! https://books.bookfunnel.com/sffmegagiveaway/g1fhtugtz7 #cosobooks

Hey Cosonauts! Just wanted to let you know I'm not in any danger from the three wildfires burning along the Front Range here (Alexander Mountain, Stone Canyon, Quarry fires). Smoke is going to get bad if the wind starts blowing south/southeast though.

Me: plays Alice in Chains
Zoomer: OH I LOVE CLASSIC ROCK LIKE THIS AND NIRVANA AND SOUNDGARDEN
Me:

So much dunking on JD Vance today, and that's not even counting his possible couch-fucking tendencies.

One thing we know for sure is that it is unlikely JD Vance fucked a couch. To say JD Vance fucked a couch is most likely engagement bait and probably never happened. Because if JD Vance fucked a couch, you'd be able to find out about it on the internet. Like, everywhere on the internet.

I don't really consider myself a chef. I'm, at best, a pretty good cook. But sometimes I impress myself. I present: a porkchop with red chile, cheese, and topped with a fried egg, green beans, and finished with smoked black salt.

Check out these two hilarious fantasy adventures from Ian Thomas Healy! https://books.bookfunnel.com/swordsmagicaction/o0lm4ktja4 #cosobooks

@thedisasterautist love it!

Check out these high-tech cyberpunk and LitRPG stories from Ian Thomas Healy! https://books.bookfunnel.com/cyberpunk-and-urban-scifi/2031684836 #cosobooks

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Sorry to hear this. I hope she gets better soon. She's lucky to have you as parents willing to get her the help she needs.

I operate under the illusion that my purpose in this world is to tell stories.

The truth is that I exist only to move heavy things into and out of cars and up and down stairs, usually by myself, and usually for free.

Check out these four excellent audiobooks from the Just Cause Universe, written by Ian Thomas Healy and narrated by Paige Whitney! https://books.bookfunnel.com/soundofstories-july/rw4ymwvxef

@thedisasterautist @JolieSaboteuse that is FUCKED UP.

I love it.

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