@RedKing yeah pretty much exactly that.

@thereg001 feels like the american people have pretty effectively proven they don't want a democracy. when they tried to make washington king, he should've said "this was a mistake, pack it up folks, is it too late to surrender to britain?" when your country starts out by deifying its founders instead of actually doing what they say, oligarchy is inevitable.

@VelvetDuchess certainly wouldn't be the first time elno has gone back on a promise

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your appointment better top that fucking list always and forever, shitfucker

1. enjoy that fucking hardship you voted for, shitholes!
2. my husband DYING bc his ACA subsidy is deemed "inefficient" is not "temporary hardship" you cockwomble
3. GOVERNMENT IS NOT BUSINESS. BUSINESS PROTECTS PROFITS. GOVERNMENT PROTECTS PEOPLE *FROM* BUSINESS. STOP TRYING TO TURN THE GOVERNMENT INTO A BUSINESS STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

DUMBEST FUCKING TIMELINE

@NorthernInvader there was also Lastname Roadkill Cafe, you kill 'em we grill 'em

@NorthernInvader nostalgia! my ex's family had much darker senses of humor... Lastname Abortion Clinic, you r*pe 'em, we scrape 'em

@th3j35t3r i would bet my entire life savings elon came up with that backronym himself. god help us all.

@PaganMother @th3j35t3r isn't the sec. def. supposed to BE a general?!

@VelvetDuchess the only boys vance wants to get railed by are la-z-boys

i don't know what happened to the original post i screencapped this from but THIS IS FUN

@TheOtherLisa3 it's not our message, and we didn't alienate anyone. there's just that many people that will show up for a white man but not a woman of color.

@BreakingNews "Secretary Hegseth, Russia has launched nukes and they'll hit Washington DC in 4 hours, what should we do?"

"UHH UHH UHH... RUN A FOX NEWS ALERT ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS???"

@VelvetDuchess i've always been fond of alliteration

@VelvetDuchess i came up with Hamburger Hitler at dinner tonight and i'm quite pleased with myself

@VelvetDuchess no worries, now that god emperor trump is in control of the weather machine he'll direct it to hit new york instead