even the MAGA FAFO content is a lie

lol in what alternate timeline did we prevent a red wave? we lost FOUR fucking Senate seats.

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the best part is he already resigned from Congress so now he's completely jobless 😂 good things can still happen!

[endless screaming]

economy my ass, this is pure pick-me behavior. nobody who actually cares about the economy and has two brain cells to rub together supports the economic wrecking ball that is Trump.

it is simply that he hates the same other groups those voters hate and they think if they join his team he'll give their group (or just them individually) a pass. "yeah he thinks all Latinos are criminals but he also hates women and I hate women! he won't deport me if I vote for him!"

anybody looking to escape a fascist leader by moving to a country with a fascist leader will get what their dumb asses pay for

leopards eating faces all over the world

fuck you and your too-little-too-late performative activism, BERNARD

hello, giant meteor? are you there? when will you get here? how much longer must I wait?

shut the entire fuck up, it was sexism. stop trying to make it about anything but sexism.

pretty sure the golden rule pre-dates the Bible, and what does Moses have to do with any of this? will you be including parables from other religious texts that impart moral lessons? of course not. if you can't figure out how to teach this shit in a secular way, then leave it to the parents. I'm not brainwashing my kids to believe in Invisible Wrathful Sky Daddy and I don't need religion to teach them to be good people.

does he though? cause we've already got one as president and another one as AG.

HE👏 SAID👏 HE👏 WAS👏 GONNA👏

I'm gonna need to add 16 panels to this comic just to cover all the shit HE SAID HE WAS GONNA do that people are shocked he's doing

if you ever thought a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE would be "fun," you're the problem.

YES. YES WE ARE. and tellingly, conservatives responded with "your body, MY choice." open your fucking eyes already people.

NO. FUCKING NO. I'm going to coin a new phrase, IT'S THE STUPID, STUPID. stupid people making stupid choices because of stupid podcasts and weaponized stupidity.

congrats to Dearborn, Michigan and all the pro-Palestine Trump voters and non-voters, you got what you asked for!

I don't think you understand that what Americans think doesn't enter into it when this crackhead is in charge of the entire American medical apparatus.