bitch, please. y'all have been leapfrogging towards WW3 first by invading Ukraine at all and second by bringing North Korea to your side.

if this is what I have to keep hearing about the election as our country descends into the FASCIST AUTOCRACY WE WARNED EVERYONE ABOUT, I am going to slip into a self-induced coma.

please don't ever show me another headline like this again

there it is again, that naive belief that we will have future elections...

perhaps the problem is that we don't bat an eye at obvious oxymorons like "harmless disrespect."

we should tell him we'll give him however many billions of dollars he wants if he concedes the election to Kamala Harris.

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I just witnessed a murder 😰

ULTRATURBOFUCKED

isn't this where MAGAts were literally betting on Trump winning the election? womp womp, consequences, et al

DUMBEST FUCKING TIMELINE

Liz, I love ya, but IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT DONCHA THINK?! and what exactly do you want them to DO? we've been stripped of power at every level.

Lisa Murkowski has the chance to do something she should have done years ago and switch to the Democratic party.

I'm gonna get a lot of use out of this gif I fear

we are turbofucked

🥲

eat my entire asshole with a side salad, kinzinger. to think i ever believed a never-trump republican would actually appreciate the full scope of the threat trump poses.

NOOOOOO WHY

okay, many might not know that I have a thing about holiday flavors/scents. when I saw Dove made fall-themed body wash/deodorant/hand soap scents, I LOADED UP on the cinnamon pumpkin. well now it's Christmas season so they've got peppermint bark, chai latte & sugar cookie.

EXCEPT TARGET APPARENTLY GETS A WHOLE NOTHER LINEUP. WHYYYYYY

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your appointment better top that fucking list always and forever, shitfucker