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so has Alan Lichtman published an article clumsily explaining why he was wrong AGAIN?

I just witnessed a murder 😰

ULTRATURBOFUCKED

isn't this where MAGAts were literally betting on Trump winning the election? womp womp, consequences, et al

@Faay "Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@floryloughead fortunately not an issue with my husband but the number of times I have heard that from other people, including "it's NBD if Trump wins bc checks & balances etc" is absolutely infuriating. those people are going to be standing their holding their asses going "but but... he can't do that... that's illegal..." as we're all shipped off to the gulags.

@VelvetDuchess right but those districts just voted for Republicans, why would they suddenly vote Democrat?

@lisaannlm we had the opportunity to say something about it. we chose poorly.

@VelvetDuchess but all of those seats literally just won re-election, why would they flip in a special election?

@ajho no, you were right the first time 😂

DUMBEST FUCKING TIMELINE

Liz, I love ya, but IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT DONCHA THINK?! and what exactly do you want them to DO? we've been stripped of power at every level.

Lisa Murkowski has the chance to do something she should have done years ago and switch to the Democratic party.

I'm gonna get a lot of use out of this gif I fear

we are turbofucked

@sentientdessert none of the mouthbreathing illiterate shit kickers who voted for him give a fuck about the planet.

🥲

eat my entire asshole with a side salad, kinzinger. to think i ever believed a never-trump republican would actually appreciate the full scope of the threat trump poses.

NOOOOOO WHY

okay, many might not know that I have a thing about holiday flavors/scents. when I saw Dove made fall-themed body wash/deodorant/hand soap scents, I LOADED UP on the cinnamon pumpkin. well now it's Christmas season so they've got peppermint bark, chai latte & sugar cookie.

EXCEPT TARGET APPARENTLY GETS A WHOLE NOTHER LINEUP. WHYYYYYY