I remember when I was a young lad it (long before cell phones) it was considered great fun for those of a certain age to answer the phone with something like
Vancouver City Morgue - you stab them, we slab the.
Vancouver Fire Department - you light them we fight them
Sadly those days of such innocent bliss are gone 🤣
@NorthernInvader there was also Lastname Roadkill Cafe, you kill 'em we grill 'em