Arsequacks.

@finkled Ok, I can get behind a hobby!

Hey pretty mama- wanna kill all humans?

Gray skies and squelchy underfoot here in Bumfuck today. The squirrels are unusually active for a winter day despite the general atmosphere of sogginess.

They don't look happy about it, either.

Morning CoSo! How are we doing this fine morning?

@tyghebright Another +2 dagger? Meh.

A +1 dagger with an almost perfectly transparent crystal blade, alight with crackling blue flames, from which a wispy trail of cold mist trails along the ground? Yes please. And the ongoing cold damage on a failed Dex save is just fun for the whole family. Raises the question- can you quench cold flames with water?

@Alfred What is Elvish for "Excuse me, but I seem to have misplaced my badger"?

Specific to the plane of negative energy in my #TTRPG world is a form of fire that burns an unsettling, pale blue and steals all warmth around it.

#NotEvenRemotelyOriginal #StillCool

@th3j35t3r @Alfred How does I Alfred?

@scottyorange Temple of the Dog.

Anyone know of a decent Elvish translator?

How many times do you think Ronald Dump pissed his pants on national television?

In meetings with foreign dignitaries?

During what could only very be charitably called "Intel briefings" and would likely have more in common with a children's television show? ("Jimmy has the nuclear codes. He's walking to town. Oh, hey- it's Jimmy's friend, Vlad! Should Jimmy give Vlad U.S. national secrets? Anyone? You in the front- should Jimmy give the nuclear codes to his buddy Vlad?"

Herz So Good

@okika_hilo Yep.

@okika_hilo This delusional bastard I see daily. Full-on BPD. Everything is someone else's fault, I own shit tons of gold and platinum but live in a homeless shelter, etc.

Exhausting.

@mcfate @ProjectShadow Good thing I don't take that position. 😁

Man, this guy is so far up his own ass he needs a goddamned snorkel.

@kel "What are we rabbling about today?"

@tippitiwichet Balls, I am so sorry you have to deal with this.