Can we stop calling them advanced and simplified modes? Making me feel like i'm to slow and aging to use an "advanced" mode.

30 minutes into a 5 hour work meeting and I have no idea what is going on. MIssed the introduction and kind of hoping eventually, everything will Tetrisize into place, but so far, no luck.

Space App : Asteroids, meteor showers, auroras!
Smog : Not on my fucken watch.

When you’re feeling the “Joey ‘How you doin’?” Vibes

I present to you, some kind of bug

@Alfred Why does grass grow where it's not supposed to but won't goddamn grow in the middle of my lawn?

Storm photo :
PHOTO : RADIO-CANADA / BENOÎT GUÉRIN

When you’ve never seen a tornado, everything starts to look like a tornado

Storm update : Mother nature just shit her pants.

We are under Tornado alert in an area that is non known for tornadoes.
News : It's important to have a plan !
Me : I don't even have a basement !

Don't forget to be nice to people, except those who don't deserve it, be an asshole to those people. It's all about maintaining balance in the universe and you don't want to disrupt that shit.

So, do I follow?

In the category of, messages I don’t want to receive while I’m on the toilet

Waitress: Would you like some salt & pepper?
Me : Ah, push it — push it good, Ah, push it — push it real good
Waitress: 😵

I know most of you hate golf and thinks it's an elitist sport which drains the oceans of their water, and you're probably right in some way, but It won't stop me from telling you I got my best score ever this weekend, with an 86.

They forgot what enhance meant when they released the enhancement
chika chika chika

Just officially deactivated twitter after like a year of just not using it but leaving it active.

Biden just inviting the republicans to take everything by saying Ukraine isn't ready to be party of NATO. What a spectacularly stupid thing to say.

My TV remote control went low battery in February. Still works and I haven't changed the batteries. The only annoyance is this little red light constantly blinking. That's what I do for the environment, what the hell are you doing?