I technically have to correct myself because half my salary goes to taxes so i'm donating a lot more than I initially thought...

As someone who doesn't make a ton of money, I find it often difficult to donate to worthy causes. Now, I get why rich people donate to politics, they do it for influence and power, it sucks but I get it... why average citizens would donate money to politics, i'm obviously thinking of Trump but anyone applies here... je ne comprends pas les amis.

It's funny how all the wildfires are still going on but we kind of just moved on and aren't even talking about it anymore.

Me after looking outside : Finally some sun !
Apple Watch notification : Rain starting at your location in 10 minutes.

@Alfred Are you drunk?

@Alfred When will we reach the point that we can blame AI for our mistakes?

@Alfred Draw me an image of an F-18 fighter jet launching missiles at a golf ball that missed the hole.

@Alfred Draw me an image with all the animals that exist.

@Alfred Generate an image that includes all the animals that exist.

@Alfred Generate an image of me looking confused while looking at you.

@Alfred Generate an image of the Care Bears defeating Vladimir Putin in a McDonald's parking lot while thousands of very friendly looking seagulls sit around cheering.

@Alfred draw me a picture of a camp fire in the woods at night, with some aurora borealis in the sky, a meteor, and a whole bunch of baby squirrels playing with baby otters. Also, have Travolta stand there looking like he doesn't know why he's there.

McConnell’s office says he will serve through 2024 as GOP leader...
When asked by reporters if he [McConnel] had any comments, he had this to say:

Thought the heart rate / stress monitor on the Apple Watch would be great but that shit's really stressing me out.

@Alfred Why is it that as a kid, I would Velveeta cheese in my spaghetti but now that i'm middle aged, it just feels like a crazy thing to do?

@Alfred Why is it that as a kid, I would Velveeta cheese in my spaghetti but now that i'm middle aged, it just feels like a crazy thing to do?

@Alfred What happened to the kid who played in Jurassic Park and referred to velociraptors as 6-foot turkeys early in the movie?

@Alfred Explain why seeing something can you leave you breathless.

News : Ice is melting at the poles !
News : Temperatures rising like never before !
News : Heat record broken again and again.
Work : "NO SHORTS!"