It's funny how all the wildfires are still going on but we kind of just moved on and aren't even talking about it anymore.
@thedisasterautist "The airline lost his bicycle, but he had a secret weapon!"
The secret weapon was an airtag, he just had an airtag on his bicycle... that's all. (National news)
@Stevo: The news business doesn't like to "waste time on old stories". Much better to write about what celebs and hacks are wearing and wasting time on headass politicians.