Sooooo close to my first eagle
#CosoGolf

News : Girl swept off pier in dangerous storm / man who witness it jumps in to save her !
Everyone : That guys is amazing !
Me : Where the fuck were her parents?

Work : Steve where are we at with 'this'?
Me : I don't even know where I am period.

Spell checks have really made me lazy with spelling and grammar. It's amazing how much I read back and notice grade 1 level mistakes I constantly do.

Question : In the US, are women's shoe sizes the same as men's sizes?

Like, if the shoe says "US 12", would that size apply to both men and women?

Context : Trying to figure out if I bought myself women's shoes.

Don't worry folks, I'll try not to mistake a cat crossing the street for a Bengal tiger today.

Today, I decide to go back to film them. And so I get in my car and drive there for 8pm and I sit there waiting. Up over the tree line, I see the flock emerge and i'm ready to film them.
But...
Wait...
Now that I'm up close, I realize my mistake. They aren't bats, they're just your regular common crow...
And now I have to conclude this story tomorrow with my head down and my tail between my legs.
(2/2)

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So yesterday i'm driving to my buddy's place not far from my place and I see, at a somewhat far distance, a flock of bats coming out of a forrest. Bats are not uncommon around here even tho most people don't really realize it because they don't notice them, but you can often see them flying around just after sunset when there's still enough light in the sky to create silhouettes. It was at that time that I saw this flock, around 8:30pm. So I hyped this story to friends, colleagues, family. (1/2)

I’m gonna spend some time outside after supper…
Mother Nature: Nuh-uh-uh!

Looking at Ukraine, i'm reminder of Schwarzkoph before the gulf war who said that for a successful offensive, you need to outnumber the defenders 3:1. Ukraine doesn't have that. So that said, i'm not pro war, I want this to end, but I feel like if the world doesn't join Ukraine for real, it will be the end - for Ukraine. So yeah, all risks on the table, I want the world's military forces to get activated into Ukraine. Agree/disagree, that's fine.

The news I want to see : Kim Kardashian has face replaced with 3rd shoulder.
The news I get instead : Kim Kardashian broke her shoulder.
#WhoGivesAShit

Froggy found “the spot”

My spirit animal is Adrian Pimento

"Serena Williams is having a baby girl" ...
contrary to people who birth adult girls I guess...

Why is it that taxi drivers, whose job it is to drive people around, look like they've learnt to drive on a foreign planet with no roads?

Double supermoon sounds so cool but it really isn't.

@Alfred Can you draw me an image of Corey Hart holding up an "I love Judy" sign while riding a Penguin?

Me training someone to do my tasks : You have to be cool, calm, and collected.
Me speaking to my boss : Boss, I am losing my mind !