Bless the people who can never remember your name because these are the people that never bother you with anything.

So If I understand American Politics (which I often don't), now they got a vote in a new speaker, which likely won't be, but could be McCarthy again. What I don't understand is how just yesterday or so, a senator or law-maker or whatever was saying that everything was tied up because of Matt Gaetz and only him. So what, Matt Gaetz has the power all by himself to oust the speaker? Je comprends pas.

When someone tells you that you have the wrong definition for a word, remind them that all words were made up. You do you.

It's perfectly okay to think Biden is too old to run again all while being anti-GOP/anti-hardcore conservative. I'm much more in favor of younger politicians who I feel are more in touch with the needs of today, while the older generation I often feel get caught up in the needs of yesterday.

So useless and so much trouble that North Korea was just like, "Fuck this shit, send him back"

@Alfred Show me a picture of a fairy dressed in garbage bags delivering a box to a customer.

HEADLINE: insects are the meal of the future

ME: I have no future

Headline : Man accused of robbing South Carolina store using Nintendo Duck Hunt pistol
Me :

Back in the house phone days, people couldn't tell you if their life was in the balance what kind of phone they were using.

"Nobody's going to believe we're that good at our jobs, take a picture!"

About 30 officers in fatigues doing a photo op with a captured murderer is quite the thing.

Aaron Rodgers now has all the time in the world to watch his buddy Jokeavitch play tennis.

Car making angry noises....

Go get it fixed and come out with an $800 bill.

Now the car is silent, but i'm the one making angry noises...

As a huge fan of the Star Wars Rebels animated series, I was so happy to watch the first two episodes of Ahsoka to realize it's a continuation of the Rebel series. Chopper for the win !

CNN Brought out their flow-charting expert again because nobody could have understood this without a flow-chart :

Post-mortems were made to be forgotten.

Thank you.

Time to clarify something in the workplace. Nobody wants to receive "thank you" emails. Don't reply to emails with thank you. It's just another email to delete and the busy people don't care to be thanked. They just want you to stop emailing them.