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New York trying to make Canada feel better by producing more firework smoke than all Canadian wildfires combined.

Every news website's headlines :
- Why this?
- Why that?
Every article :
- We just don't know.

Dungeons & Dragons was a great movie. It kind of felt a little like Guardians version 1 where they decided they were going to have fun with this and not shy from ridiculous at times. Really not what I expected.

Breaking question : How do you eat your popsicle?
(Question applicable to two-stick popsicles)

*All week long while working* : "I love golf"
*3 holes in on Sunday* : "Fucking golf..."

Before you make a "Did all the igloos in Canada melt yet?" joke, just know that hundreds of thousands of others have already made the joke.

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Russia couldn't invade Ukraine so Russia decided to attack the only country it had any chance against, Russia itself.

We can make amazing discoveries billions of miles away in space but we can't find a sub within 4km of water when we have a good idea where it was lost... Man we need to ocean better.

NSA agent # 1 : Apparently those UFOs were holding have superior technology.

NSA agent # 2 : Yeah, I hear the latest one had iOS 18 beta installed.

Space : No air
Underwater : No Air
Land : Air Quality Unhealthy.

We're running out of options.

I need help here. I have a birdhouse and the baby sparrows left this morning it would appear. Peeking into the birdhouse, i'm pretty sure there's a dead baby back there. Am I supposed to crack open that birdhouse to clean it out or will nature take care of itself? What's the proper thing to do after babies leave the house?

I consider myself a pretty tough-minded individual, but i'm telling you that dealing with my cell phone company is what will make my mind snap like a twig.

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