@MrGoat @Museek
You don't live in the Southeast where pink algae can grow in 24 hours.

@MrGoat @Museek
Dehumidifiers bring in algae and slime and must be kept up with completely.

That moment when you walk outside with nicotine gum in your cheek and you truly realize that smoking outside was the only escape time you got from the moment your first child was brought home.
#FutureExSmoker

@MrGoat @spacesloth

I'm the most violent "Centrist" anyone has ever met.
I'm a Paladin.
I always play a paladin despite DMs going noooooooo.

@MrGoat @spacesloth

In the meantime I have to Walk and feed the dogs, vets, feed and educate the kids, grocery shopping, cooking, stare into the distance while fantasizing...

@MrGoat @spacesloth

I have dreams where I kill people who are threatening my trans child by quietly approaching them and then gleefully bashing in their skulls.
And there is in fact glee.
Not going to lie

Here's why you can't afford pizza anymore.
A long time ago you were single and had single people bills.
Now you've got a family. Pizza is expensive.
It's ok to walk into the bathroom and snarl, "Can we make enough money to afford the bills and a real goddamn pizza?"
I can't afford a pizza oven.
It's okay to understand when your spouse is underpaid for the work he does and then panic over a raise due to tax brackets.
#Labor
#Pizza

@MrGoat @spacesloth

People seem to have a problem with people who prefer melee weapons over ranged.
Often those people are doing everything they can to make sure they can fire a ridiculous amount of rounds per second.
Those people always think they can shoot us, first.

@Oma_Trisha @AskTheDevil

My mom collected Avon bottles but not to that degree.
❤️

@MrGoat @spacesloth it was 2017.

@MrGoat @spacesloth

When I bought the bat the lady in Goodwill said, "Oh the husband basher," and I looked her right in the eyes and said, "No, he's perfectly fine. It's everyone else."

@Kelly_and_puppers

Every therapist I ever dealt with made me worse because when you're Born Female in 1971 autism isn't a thing and you pay for that assumption dearly for the rest of your life.
I don't trust anyone anymore.

@spacesloth @MrGoat

I'm at that point of quitting smoking where if someone drove me and my aluminum bat to the location of this ad buyer I'd have an excellent day.

@Oma_Trisha @AskTheDevil

I've already started throwing out everything in the house that I don't want in it.
And dusting around all of it.

@MrGoat

Fuck. Them.

@tippitiwichet
It's never leaving.

I was 28 and in the hospital for dehydration and severe pain and they never bothered to figure out the cause of the pain but they pumped me full of Demerol and when my ex husband came to collect me I said, "I understand art and heroin now. I wrote a thousand books last night. I get that, now."
Husband - a paramedic - stared.
Me - "Don't judge. Just help people."
#Narcotics

@Oma_Trisha @AskTheDevil

Not broken yet

Just a reminder - brains glitter.
It's beautiful and horrifying.
If you're not a medical professional and you encounter a person's brains in chunks you will likely lose part of yourself and never retrieve it.

@Oma_Trisha @AskTheDevil

We're only outdoors smokers, too, so every time I step outside I want to light up.
It is super hard.