Here's why you can't afford pizza anymore.
A long time ago you were single and had single people bills.
Now you've got a family. Pizza is expensive.
It's ok to walk into the bathroom and snarl, "Can we make enough money to afford the bills and a real goddamn pizza?"
I can't afford a pizza oven.
It's okay to understand when your spouse is underpaid for the work he does and then panic over a raise due to tax brackets.
#Labor
#Pizza