I'm at that point of quitting smoking where if someone drove me and my aluminum bat to the location of this ad buyer I'd have an excellent day.
@Shelter Tell em how you really feel. @spacesloth
When I bought the bat the lady in Goodwill said, "Oh the husband basher," and I looked her right in the eyes and said, "No, he's perfectly fine. It's everyone else."
People seem to have a problem with people who prefer melee weapons over ranged.
Often those people are doing everything they can to make sure they can fire a ridiculous amount of rounds per second.
Those people always think they can shoot us, first.
I have dreams where I kill people who are threatening my trans child by quietly approaching them and then gleefully bashing in their skulls.
And there is in fact glee.
Not going to lie
In the meantime I have to Walk and feed the dogs, vets, feed and educate the kids, grocery shopping, cooking, stare into the distance while fantasizing...
I'm the most violent "Centrist" anyone has ever met.
I'm a Paladin.
I always play a paladin despite DMs going noooooooo.
@Shelter You spelled life wrong. @spacesloth