From xwitter:

1. Bullshyt
2. More bullshyt
3. 7 wood, 8 iron, 3 putt for double bogey
4. We're gonna have to build a bigger Club Fed.

It's the time in my life that I'm supposed to be cooling my political jets, not warming up for another sortie.

Serenity. A census of the pond indicated at least 15 turtles doing turtle things.

@Eulimnadian I am quite surprised to see door-to-door canvasing any day. The risks for canvassers are really real in this day and age. I wouldn't do it myself. And if I were running for office, I would not have door knockers as part of my GOTV efforts.

The next time you read or hear a House Republican say that they support a legislative initiative to prevent non-citizens from voting, throw this back in their face, whether in person or online. And tell them to 5TFU.

usa.gov/who-can-vote

He allowed himself to be put in the limelight. Or at least his mother did. Open season commences.

@MelissaHDavis I count my dog's spring shedding in terms of how many times I have to empty the vacuum cleaner bucket during a full house tour.

@stueytheround I tried that last night. Sound canceling headphones don't work for a side sleeper. Switched to earbuds and white noise sound track. Didn't help. Maybe a glass of wine right now. Insomnia sucks.

Brain worms. Presidential porn stars. @phillies 24-12 at the quarter pole. 7 greens in regulation on the front 9. This might be the weirdest 48 hours I've ever experienced. I need to rest.🤯

@Lucky188 I keep trying to coax that sucker out of my left ear. Dog treats, roast beef, honey suckle flowers, anything. Sombitch won't budge.

@kel I never knew that brain worms might be the root cause of my problems. Gonna have to check with my doctor on that one. 🤔

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN I constantly get prompts from Microsoft to move all of my online comms to Outlook.

Ain't happening.

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