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Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022
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The right-wing aholes pushing this nonsense via the media outlets they control are one thing, but it's alleged Democrats pushing this BS who should check themselves.
Biden can't be replaced. It's logistically too late because various state laws and legal challenges will keep whoever his replacement is off of the ballot. Get behind him or go buy yourself a red hat.
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“A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.”
-Declaration of Independence, 1776
Fie on you, hospital vending machine company. Over the last few weeks, the company’s been swapping out the usual vending fare with “artisanal/boutique” snacks. The average snack cost is now $6.50. A pox upon relying on the cashless system to up prices because of you don’t see your real actual dollars and cents going in, the sting is less. The vending machines are where folks go when the cost of the cafeteria is outrageous and the cost of medical care is criminal.
#greed
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Would you rather:
See an AI written play performed by live actors or a Human written play performed by AI actors
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@MotherDucker
Some people don't know that today will be their last day with 10 fingers
HBD @th3j35t3r! You’re a (literal) legend and we’re so grateful for you. Wishing you lots of peace and love today and as few trolls and splats as possible.
Good morning, #Cosonauts. A reminder from your friendly neighborhood healthcare worker:
Grill safety, sun safety and cookout food safety are just as important as fireworks safety today.
Keep family at a safe distance from the grill or fire pit, wear your sunblock, and don’t leave your food out in the hot sun all day (even if it’s hot food.)
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Less of a conspiracy and more of a horrible premonition. Hoping I get to sigh one day and say, wow, I was really freaked out over nothing…
Hoping.
My new conspiracy theory is that everyone alive that testified against Trump or certain SCOTUS “justices” will need to go into hiding or risk be disappeared, jailed, or killed, should Trump take power again. After he’s done with his political rivals and critics, anyone who has ever embarrassed or shamed him is next. SCOTUS left the door open for bribes so they bury their skeletons.
Hillary Clinton, Stormy Daniels, Anita Hill, E. Jean Carroll, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, Alito’s neighbors, et al.
Called the dentist office today because I have a tooth that probably needs a dang filling. Surprise. They no longer accept my dental plan as of a month ago.
So. Awesome fucking timing.
Why do I have to wait until October or November to change MY benefits plan, why can they make changes to their accepted plans in June?
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For the past couple of days Trump’s 767 has been parked in an obscure area at Dulles right next to one of Russia’s embassy staff planes (one of few allowed to operate in US airspace).
The Russian plane is used to ferry personnel and materials back and forth between the US and Russia.
Coincidence????
Seth Abramson doesn’t think so.
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To be clear, I will never vote for Trump or any Republican. I will never support any proposal they propose. I will protest Trump and resist his government should he get reelected. As Jefferson encouraged us to do, I'll make every effort to tear down his government and replace it with one that reflects the needs of the people.
And I will encourage everyone I can to do the same.
Vote blue or risk never voting again.
That's not hyperbole.
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The only Branch of our Government that can stop this slow moving Coup is Congress. AOC just filed and now this Congressman is.
But we mustn't forget that we are the heroes we're looking for. We must Vote Blue in massive numbers to derail this thing!
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022