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Said in household debate about why someone cannot climb into a space someone else can:

"Because my body is not a flat, finely trimmed carpenter's board! MY body is a fine art sculpture made from mashed potatoes!"

We have the best non-arguments around here. 😄

@Minholkin Hey hey, GUESS WHAT!!!!

Today is NATIONAL SUNFLOWER DAY!!!!!

It's also national oyster day.

Oh @Kurtroedeger
My peeps were having a Sunday night and some girls were talking about their sexy, sexy men and the food they cooked. One lady was camping this week and her husband and his friend claim to have created the bibimbrat which you eat with bibimtots. So we all decided we need a food truck called BiBimBop.

Bought some local strawberries. 🍓
I was told this is the last week
they are selling them.

These might be the last strawberries I have this summer, they deserve to be eaten with a generous scoop of ice cream.

~

I spent some time exploring the cliffs at the beach, and found this tiny pop of green growing on the rocky face

It’s bird’s eye pearl wort—apparently a little perennial typically found in the cracks of sidewalks

finds a way

💚

It's a sandwich kinda day. Grilled ham, dried beef and cheese.
I'm in a comfort food mood

First post surgery walk.2.5 miles in 60 minutes.

*jumps off treadmill, sticks the landing, throws hands in the air and waves*

Not up to my normal speed, but it’s a great start.

A clumsy paleontologist walked on stage with a dinosaur skull…
What happened next was jaw-dropping!

A reminder: Gender affirming care is not exclusive to trans folks.

It's also women getting breast implants, men getting hair plugs, etc.

*and there's no shame in any of it*

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Kurt Accidental Taco 🐲

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