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I, for one, will welcome our sparkly overlords.

--Mogens Nygaard ยท

OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE ๐Ÿ’ฃ ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Aฬทอ€ฬจอ‡lฬตฬ“ฬ•ฬฉlฬธอ˜ฬฉ ฬธอ„ฬญฬชtฬทฬŒฬฬ†ฬhฬถฬอŒฬ›ฬฐฬฏฬกaฬทอ‹ฬ‚อ•ฬžtฬตอ‘อ„อฬฉอ™'ฬตฬฬ›ฬอ…อ…sฬดอฬฌฬงฬฑ ฬทฬŠอ ฬ—lฬตอ ฬ•อšeฬธฬ„อฬฬปอ“fฬทฬ€ฬ‘ออ™ฬงtฬถฬ“อŠฬšอ“ ฬถอƒอŒฬฬœฬฑaฬดอŠอ‰rฬถอ›ฬ€ฬกฬฉeฬตฬฬฆฬžอ• ฬถฬพฬฎtฬทฬ‡ฬอˆฬกhฬธฬ›อ„ฬŠอeฬดฬ…ฬซsฬถฬ“ฬฅฬงฬฐeฬดอŒอ‚ฬ‡ฬŸฬช ฬทฬ…ฬšอŠฬžhฬทอ‚ฬฐอ•อˆeฬถฬšฬนฬกฬœrฬธฬพฬ‡ฬ—ฬงอˆeฬดฬอฬฉ ฬทอ€ฬชอ‰ฬฉaฬตอฬอ‘ฬฑฬกsฬดอ„อŽอ–hฬธอŒฬอˆอœeฬดฬฬŒอ•ฬsฬถอฬ†อ“อ….ฬตฬ‰ฬฉ ฬตอŠอ‘ฬ€ฬฑ

Let's extend that thought. If karaoke is played at your funeral...

What is the best song to sing?

The worst song?

I've heard that the most common safe word is 'pineapple', which I guess works as long as your kink doesn't involve singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.


I'm an unstoppable monstrosity of cuteness bow before adorable visage and praise my snuggly twice baked potato-ness.

::showers adoring fans with bacon bits::

::changes mind, starts licking bacon bits off them::



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