Kurt ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฒ
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018
Me: cats & dogs, chickens & ducks, pigs & cows, llamas & emus.
Kiddo: no, llamas & alpacas. What is wrong with you. ๐
Me: it was a test...you passed.
Wife:. Goats & monkeys!
Kiddo: ๐ฎ
Me: ๐ฎ
Kiddo: that is so wrong, mom๐๐๐
::Throws his hands up and walks out of the room::
Wife: what was wrong about goats and monkeys?
Me: it doesn't make sense
Wife: then what are the rules?
Me: no rules, it just has to make sense
Wife: YOU'RE not making sense
Wife: what are you giggling at?
Me: I called someone a garbage muppet.
Wife: ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ this...this is who I married?
Me: :: pushes couch:: ::giggles::
Wife:....uh, whatcha doin?????
Me: moving everything 1 inch (2.54 cm) to the left.
Wife: this is one of those situations where I should just walk away, isn't it?
Me: ::gently nudges wife to the left:: ::giggles intensify::
#blesskurtswife
#kurtsgoingweirdplacestonight
#1inchtotheleft
#immagonnastubatoelaterDoh
Me: I booped a shoop two boops.
Kiddo: pshaw ๐๐๐๐๐ I've booped all four shoops lots more boops than two boops.
Me: so you think you're some sort of special shoop booper. Like a super shooper booper.
Kiddo: I'm. A. Super. Duper. Shooper. Booper!
Wife: I know this is the norm for our house. But if a stranger were sitting here, they'd probably think they were having a stroke.
Kiddo: I found a Cheeto in my pants
Wife: don't eat it
Kiddo: ::munch munch:: whaaaa?
Wife: ::looks at me::
Me: I know, I know, he's so my kid.
Wife:. ::slams door, stomps in room::
I. AM. DONE!!!!
ME: ???? ๐ณ
wife: those shoop of yours!!!
Me: ::trying not to laugh::. What??
Wife: the one snuck up on me when I was walking the dog. AND BIT MY BUTT!
ME:. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Last weekend when we were in line to get in the zoo....
Me: I hope they have a herd of dachshunds to watch
Kiddo: what...why?
Me: I want to see a whole field of weiners.
Wife: really, you're gonna do this in public.
::People in front and behind us start snickering::
I need help deciphering wife logic tonight.
Wife: they didn't have the provolone cheese you asked for.
Me: ok
Wife: so I got you two blocks of this cheddar.
Me: but I only asked for one of the provolone.
Wife: I know
Me: sooo..... Two?
Wife: yes.
Wife: have you heard about the TikTok steal things.
Me: yeah, people are stealing stupid things.
Wife: yeah, we're down two toilet seats this week.
Me: no shit?!
Wife: I know, there's no seat to sit on.
Now is as unobservable as the future. We only perceive the past. Sound takes time to travel, light too. Sensations need time to travel from our fingertips to our brain.
As soon as now happens, it's already gone. Does it even exist? As soon as now exists it no longer exists because it was then.
It is a blade. Sharp enough to split time. Now cuts to be from has been. Now slices what will come from what has passed.
Wife: that still doesn't answer if you want dinner now, or later. ๐
How did I not see this and spam you with inappropriate things to add?!
https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Insects-Mixed-Grasshoppers-Crickets/dp/B01D961QI6
https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11761-Yodelling-Pickle/dp/B0010VS078
https://www.amazon.com/TOYMIS-Positive-Creative-Decoration-Encouragement/dp/B0C2BJ26P7
There were far more inappropriate things that I could have picked, but I thought... #BlessKurtsWife and I couldn't do it so I stuck with cute and silly. ๐
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Hey coso. Did you celebrate national brownie lovers day?
Because I am.
Chocolate chunk brownies with cream cheese icing and salted caramel gelato and whipped cream
Notice the two pieces. That's cause I have two corners. #mwuhahahahaha
#foodpron
#kurtsgonnabeokay
Sampling the brownies before having it with gelato after dinner.
Mmmmmmm
#foodpron
Although I'm a European dragon I share ties with my Asian brethren. Happy Year of the Dragon!
(you may leave gifts of chocolate, gold coins and shiny objects at the entrance to the cave, thank you) {all year long if you must ๐}
#csi #dragons #yearofthedragon
Happy #FriYay .
#DogsOfCoSo
(Caveat: I took the pic last weekend. Just wanted to post something not condiment related. ๐)
Part of my Saturday errands was specifically for dried beef because I was craving cream chipped beef on toast. This was ::chefs kiss:: perfect to hit the noms this morning right in the yumyumyum.
#foodpron
Kurt ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฒ
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018