Me: I booped a shoop two boops.
Kiddo: pshaw πππππ I've booped all four shoops lots more boops than two boops.
Me: so you think you're some sort of special shoop booper. Like a super shooper booper.
Kiddo: I'm. A. Super. Duper. Shooper. Booper!
Wife: I know this is the norm for our house. But if a stranger were sitting here, they'd probably think they were having a stroke.