Kurt Tasty Tater🎃🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018
Heading to Allentown for an inspection, pretty sure I just pass the presidential motorcade going the other direction.
I'm cruising around on websites lumber yards in southeast PA, as one does... and love the one page this site has 😉:
https://talaricohardwoods.com/wood-porn/bubinga-crotch/
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@Kurtroedeger Are you claiming it was punintentional??? 🤡
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@Kurtroedeger I love marzipan! Once I had a pear tart that had a thin layer of marzipan on the bottom crust under the fruit. It was heaven.
Am I allowed to eat this if it isn't my birthday?
Ohhh boy, a triple food holiday today!!!!
National Marzipan Day
National Curried Chicken Day
National Glazed Doughnut Day
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Reality show idea: hunger games, except the tributes are all multi-billionaires, and only the winner gets to keep their fortune. Everyone else has to surrender all but 2 million of their fortune and start over.
google maps likes to grab my IP and use that when I look for directions to site visits to figure out my time and mileage. Usually it's pretty close to my office, but today it thinks I'm in Boston and no southeast PA. 🤦♂️
#kurtworldproblems
Today is National Hot Toddy Day and National Milk Day!
It's cold here. I could go for a hot toddy.
#foodholidays
Quick dinner. Sticky rice, soft boiled eggs, sesame oil, little bacon, and some shichimi togarashi
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Thirteen Ways to Kill Lulabelle Rock
Maud Woolf (Author)
A washed up star creates a clone tasked with eliminating other clones of herself; a whip-smart and thrilling sci-fi read that's perfect for fans of Orphan Black, Killing Eve and Keeping it Real by Justina Robson.
https://bookshop.org/p/books/thirteen-ways-to-kill-lulabelle-rock-maud-woolf/19989630
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Would you like a little treat for after lunch?
I mean, we should enjoy these before they go funky, right?
😄
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Mistakenly got added to a group email by a client for a project I'm not involved with. 🤦♀️
The reply-alls keep coming in.
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Good to know …. Rummaging for the Toll House chips…. Good to know 🤣🥰🤣
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@Kurtroedeger Then I'm having blueberry chocolate chip #pancakes for breakfast
Today is National Bittersweet Chocolate Day!
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@th3j35t3r
I'm looking at this this way.
Line 1: Crocodiles == 1
Line 2: If Crocodiles < 1
Line 3: Then Swim
Line 4: Else Go to Home.
Kurt Tasty Tater🎃🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018