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-Auden
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Joined Dec 2018
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@MichaelRLaverty I have a Puttycat which is never blurry because his speed is 95% nap.
🥰🤗😻🤗🥰
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^^^ my MIL is visiting again. 😬
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Wife: my mom wants to come for a visit.
Me: last time she was here I walked in on her undressing.
Wife: you should have knocked.
Me: IT WAS IN THE KITCHEN!!!
Also if note, she's been here less than an hour and twice has told my wife I'm a jackass 😂🤣😂🤣😂
MIL is up again for a visit.
She knows the proper bribe to get in the door.
Amish market donuts. This was after I ate one of the pretzel donuts.
#foodpron
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@Mauve_matelot @BrotherLeeLove I would NEVER publicly Lemming a lady's melons!
If I gave the impression that I might, I apologise! May the LORD forgive me! AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaYyyyMEN Sister!
By the way.
#LemmingMyMelons
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@stueytheround - #lemmingMyMelons!
There is in an unequal amount of lemmings in all piles of melons. The trick is to figure out the ratio and act accordingly.
(sorry J)
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Kurt 🎃 🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018