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Wife: my mom wants to come for a visit.
Me: last time she was here I walked in on her undressing.
Wife: you should have knocked.
Me: IT WAS IN THE KITCHEN!!!

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@Kurtroedeger

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@Kurtroedeger
๐ŸŽถ And here's to you, Mrs Robinson...

@Kurtroedeger

Hot flashes. Theyโ€™re a thing. Maybe she just needed a little freezer time. ๐Ÿคฃ

@Kurtroedeger Oh lawd, the Menace to Knives is coming? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

@Fiikus_goddess

She's here. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

And my sis is here. Full house.

I gotta raise my rates for the Roedeger B&B to keep out these riff-raff no gooders

@Kurtroedeger You need that extra barracks house to the side..
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@Fiikus_goddess thankfully there is the Casita.
In total we can sleep 13 adults at our place. If short adults or kids are counted that can fit on a love seat, add 2 more.

@Kurtroedeger And all it takes is one MIL to feel like too many people.... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

@Fiikus_goddess
Oh deity I'm crying so hard....I almost choked on my baklava too!!!

@Kurtroedeger No wasting good baklava! Eat first, then watch again.

It totally made my day too.

@TheAbbotTrithemius @Fiikus_goddess where I lose it and can't stop laughing is when he rolls to his back and keeps. On. Going.

@Fiikus_goddess @TheAbbotTrithemius not sure if I want the incessant squeak of a humpy chicken as the sound track to my evenings.

@Fiikus_goddess it may just be you and me boosting it, but I still find joy in the humpy chicken.

@Kurtroedeger Currently? Mainly gouda, feta, mozzarella and pecorino.
That from "you are what you eat" ๐Ÿคฃ

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