Wife: my mom wants to come for a visit.
Me: last time she was here I walked in on her undressing.
Wife: you should have knocked.
Me: IT WAS IN THE KITCHEN!!!
@Kurtroedeger oh my
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@Kurtroedeger LMAO
@Kurtroedeger
๐ถ And here's to you, Mrs Robinson...
Hot flashes. Theyโre a thing. Maybe she just needed a little freezer time. ๐คฃ
@Kurtroedeger Oh lawd, the Menace to Knives is coming? ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
She's here. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
And my sis is here. Full house.
I gotta raise my rates for the Roedeger B&B to keep out these riff-raff no gooders
@Kurtroedeger You need that extra barracks house to the side..
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@Fiikus_goddess thankfully there is the Casita.
In total we can sleep 13 adults at our place. If short adults or kids are counted that can fit on a love seat, add 2 more.
@Kurtroedeger And all it takes is one MIL to feel like too many people.... ๐๐๐
@Fiikus_goddess those days I go hang out with the chickens and ducks.
@Fiikus_goddess
Oh deity I'm crying so hard....I almost choked on my baklava too!!!
@Kurtroedeger No wasting good baklava! Eat first, then watch again.
It totally made my day too.
Dammit, I always suspected rubber chickens had a use I was missing out on...
@TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger ๐๐๐๐
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Dat one wiggy rubber chicken brah...
@Kurtroedeger @TheAbbotTrithemius Better not bring it home....
And if you do keep it away from your dog...
@TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger Unless you want a show..๐
Better than streaming Netflix for sure....
@TheAbbotTrithemius @Fiikus_goddess where I lose it and can't stop laughing is when he rolls to his back and keeps. On. Going.
Oh and with gusto... ๐คฃ ๐
@TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger
Old Denis Leary bit about kids and the toys with the noise.
Yew, exactly where perplexed bemusement turned into pissing myself laughing....
@Fiikus_goddess @TheAbbotTrithemius not sure if I want the incessant squeak of a humpy chicken as the sound track to my evenings.
@Kurtroedeger @TheAbbotTrithemius Beware the toys with the noise.
@Kurtroedeger Still cracks me up.
@Fiikus_goddess it's why I keep in and re boosting it
@Kurtroedeger Humpty Dumpty Dog and his Lady Chicken
@Kurtroedeger I'm watching this again...
@Fiikus_goddess every day ๐
@Fiikus_goddess it may just be you and me boosting it, but I still find joy in the humpy chicken.
@Kurtroedeger Oh it so mich still sparks joy. ๐คญ๐คญ
@Fiikus_goddess what 4 cheeses are you?
@Kurtroedeger Currently? Mainly gouda, feta, mozzarella and pecorino.
That from "you are what you eat" ๐คฃ
Noms are no longer your sanctuary. ๐
@Kurtroedeger Yeah, but she brought donuts โฆ.
^^^ my MIL is visiting again. ๐ฌ