Wife: my mom wants to come for a visit.
Me: last time she was here I walked in on her undressing.
Wife: you should have knocked.
Me: IT WAS IN THE KITCHEN!!!
@Kurtroedeger Oh lawd, the Menace to Knives is coming? 😱😱😱
She's here. 🤷♀️
And my sis is here. Full house.
I gotta raise my rates for the Roedeger B&B to keep out these riff-raff no gooders
@Kurtroedeger You need that extra barracks house to the side..
😂😂
@Fiikus_goddess thankfully there is the Casita.
In total we can sleep 13 adults at our place. If short adults or kids are counted that can fit on a love seat, add 2 more.
@Kurtroedeger And all it takes is one MIL to feel like too many people.... 🙈🙈🙈
@Fiikus_goddess those days I go hang out with the chickens and ducks.
Dammit, I always suspected rubber chickens had a use I was missing out on...
@Kurtroedeger @TheAbbotTrithemius Better not bring it home....
And if you do keep it away from your dog...
@TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger Unless you want a show..😂
Better than streaming Netflix for sure....
@TheAbbotTrithemius @Fiikus_goddess where I lose it and can't stop laughing is when he rolls to his back and keeps. On. Going.
Oh and with gusto... 🤣 😂
@TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger
Old Denis Leary bit about kids and the toys with the noise.
Yew, exactly where perplexed bemusement turned into pissing myself laughing....
@Fiikus_goddess @TheAbbotTrithemius not sure if I want the incessant squeak of a humpy chicken as the sound track to my evenings.
@Kurtroedeger @TheAbbotTrithemius Beware the toys with the noise.
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess
Dat one wiggy rubber chicken brah...