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It's probably been 25 years + since I last had one, but I just got a craving for an orange julius

Okay, parked and was going into the UPS Store, and this convertible zips around me and pulls to a stop. She gets out with a tiny package... and all of these dogs leap onto the trunk and sit there... waiting!

I stood there, dropped my boxes, grabbed my phone for a pix bc no one would ever believe this story!

This is the first time I thought about puppy-stealing that adorbs brown dog. He stared at me the whole time.

I didn't steal him... she came out too soon!

Not the conversation I logged in and expected to see today. ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

where all your expectations are met and exceeded in weird and wonderful ways.

@sfleetucker @stueytheround

*Shameless hussies*
Look at them spreading their pistils and exposing their anthers.

@stueytheround @tyghebright This is what comes of glorifying plant sex by using their genitals as gifts! STOP PLANT PORN!

About to begin.
Will I fall asleep within the first 10 pages? In this heat, probably. ๐Ÿ˜‚

This is carboload kinda day.

Pasta salad with salami and grilled chicken in the mix.

Today is National Cherry Pie Day and National Muffin Day!!

I like a good muffin.

::pinches muffin top::

Which I think is obvious.

@raspberrypanda

Chocolate
Cocaine
Coitus
Caffeine
Comfort

And many more.

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