So if/when Putin is no longer in charge, does that mean we are finally gonna find out what the hell was in that "soccer ball"?

If this sub thing is really an elaborate X-Com Terrors of the Deep reveal I swear to God....

#cosogaming

Happy father's day out there to all my fellow dads - and also all the moms out there who are pulling double duty.

I gotta work on my daughter's percetpion of how tall i am but that's a fight for another day. 😍😍

Aaand we're all done. Everyone else gets to start eating but I get to finish the last 3 batches. 😑😑

But at least everyone else is eating and no one else is gonna bother me while I drink beer and grill. Thanks for hanging along with #Souvlakifest2023

I don't get to plate it this year but I think this is good enough for the day. 😅

Enjoy your loved ones, reach out to your battle buddies, other friends you haven't talked to in a while and take care.

Cheers 🥂

And batch one is away! I'll spare you pics of the other batches we'll just get this one all the way through to the dinner table.

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Just because no photos doesn't mean no work. Finally ready for skewering. Pictures will come much more readily since prep work is done, grill is clean, and kids are fed lunch!

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If you ever want to participate in the madness, this recipe from Serious Eats is the best. It's not too obnoxious until you get to the point where I am, where I have about 10 lbs of chicken to make due to all the people asking for a plate. 😑

https://www.seriouseats.com/chicken-souvlaki-with-tzatziki-sauce-and-greek-salad-recipe

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I mean it started yesterday. But I got a late start on posting for #Souvlakifest2023

Yesterday we got all the materials. I'll post updates all day today as my bi-annual tradition. Don't mind the breakfast pizza for dad. 😑😑😅

As someone who couldn't swim at all before I joined the Marine Corps, this coming is dreadfully accurate. 😅

My boss is currently talking about how good he is at juggling balls and it's taking everything I have to make sure the immature kid inside of me doesn't start laughing hysterically.

😅😅💀💀

Uhhh what?

Our great great great (great?) grandparents were absolutely insane.

Sometimes you just have to say I'm not moving, y'all can figure that shit out on your own.

Mother's day growing up for me was always a big deal because mom pulled double duty for my entire childhood.

I've seen how depressingly uncommon it seems to have a parent who loves you unconditionally. So each year that goes by, I realize just a little more how lucky i am, even though I didn't seem like I when I was younger and wanting for a father figure.

One of my absolute favorite pictures of us.

Happy Mother's Day Mama Hobs. Love ya lots.